May 20th, 2012

This is part one of two for the Sunday Shorts on Steven. I will try and get part two up during the week this week. However, I don’t know if I’m going to be able to with the baby shower happening this week :) With luck it’ll all be good.

This short is for Steven Jones another character from the Empire Series…

Why did he always have these assignments? Showering off the stink of urine and god knew what else was going to take him weeks. Yet, as he sat on the street corner shaking his cup at the beautiful women as they walked by in their miniskirts and low cut tops, he couldn’t help but appreciate the view. Long slender legs, killer hips and a strut that could have had him drooling, but instead he was offering a toothless grin up at each one of them begging for their loose coins. All this time waiting for the one person of interest to stalk by him, and all this time finding himself disappointed as she never showed up. Of course he had been waiting in that spot for the better part of three weeks now and each time he put on the filthy clothes and falsely limped his way over to his corner to sit on the musty blanket, he had no more and no less hope that she would come than he had the day before. Truthfully he wished his superiors would let this one go, but they seemed determined to catch the fly in their web.
It wasn’t a particularly warm night, but it wasn’t freezing either, and he could at least be thankful for that. He was from the south; the temperature here was truthfully always cold to him. The blasted locals constantly telling him it wasn’t cold didn’t quite understand his skin wasn’t as thick as theirs. They would be in shorts and a t-shirts and he would be looking for the nearest sweater. They could tell him he would adjust all they wanted, he would much rather be in California than here but he had to go where he was told. Temperature aside though it was a beautiful night. Brilliant buildings lit up the night’s sky and a full moon hung high in the sky gazing down on the earth.
Another group of giggling girls strolled past him paying him little to no attention despite him jiggling the cup in their direction. Of course he made more than a few dollars each night and some people brought him coffee or feed, but he could think of a few activities he would much rather be doing at that moment. It was frustrating as each night would press on and he would turn up nothing, but this night was not going to be one of them. Tonight was certainly going to be different. His dark blue eyes buried behind hazel contacts took in the platinum blonde bee-lining for the same club the gaggle of girls had been headed for. She was dressed to kill, with black knee-high boots, spiked heels, a skin tight black leather skirt that was leaving very little to his imagination and a tight fitting low cut tank top that left even less. With a sheer over shirt that was flaring at the sleeves he could barely see her tanned skin and bangle bracelets. With her hair pulled up in a loose bun of curls that fell around her face, there was no mistaking it, there was the target. They had been waiting for her long enough and as he jammed his cup up towards her and watched as she turned her nose up, huffed and walked around him, he was certainly careful to drop the small device into her handbag. A circular dot, no larger than a candy covered chocolate, fell to the bottom of the handbag without giving off so much as a hint of its presence as the woman continued on her way.
Waiting long enough for her to be out of sight range he limped away from his perch and vanished into one of the many darkened alleys New York City provided him with. It was only once he was a good distance away that he would call it in. “Package has been delivered.” He spoke simply into a small microphone clipped to the underside of his shirt sleeve and heard the quick confirmation through the earpiece that was nestled nearly invisibly in his ear. The order than followed next made him want to groan. He was only supposed to drop the device into her bag, and now he was being instructed to follow her, well, stay with her. There was no way that posh nightclub was going to let him waltz in there as he was in that moment, and he was certain he wouldn’t be washing the stench off of him with enough time to make it in there before she vanished.
Huffing he made his way back out onto the streets, positioning himself not far from the nightclub but this time in a more discreet manner. Whereas before he was sitting on the street nearly assaulting every person that walked by him begging for money, now he lay curled up on some old musty blankets feigning sleep and watching the night club’s doors from the shadows. How long he was going to be stuck there he had no way of knowing but he certainly hoped it was not going to be all night – he had been looking forward to that shower.
Hours seemed to pass, hours of him watching that door and waiting. He had begun to wonder if the blasted woman had slipped out the back and vanished on them. Had she found the device? Removed it and destroyed it? Close to calling it he saw her slip out of the club on the arm of a tall skinny man. The man stepped up to the two door sports car and opened the door for his target letting her slide into the passenger side. It was a car he could only ever dream of driving, and as the engines fired up and the pair zoomed off in a cloud of smoke he grumbled to himself. How on earth was he to keep up on foot?
Shoving himself up from the ground, he made his way in a slow limp away from anyone that might have been able to recognize him, slowly standing straighter and blending himself in with the others walking the sidewalks. Of course to truly blend in he would have to change, but for the moment everyone was so concerned with themselves they failed to notice him walking amongst them. That was the only plus of the big city, it was easy to slide along unnoticed. Everyone was so concerned with themselves that as the wise man once said, a person could die on the subway and no one would notice… at least no one would notice for a fair amount of time.
Reaching his beat up old FORD he slid into the driver’s seat and withdrew his cell phone from the center console. “Jones here, get me a trace, I need an address.” He spoke into the phone as he wiped some of the muck off of his face and stripped away the clothes. Damn the car was going to need a detailing. It was starting to smell as bad as he did at that moment. Truthfully he wanted to get a new car, but this job could be a big promotion for him, at least he was damn well hoping it was. It had better be worth SOMETHING.
As the address came in, he started up his car and began racing across the city. He needed a go order to move in on the target but he certainly didn’t want to be far from her when it came in. As he was driving he ordered a check on the man she had been with, quickly describing his long thinning hair, slender frame and estimated height. Though he was too far to get much in terms of his face he had an idea of where they should be looking. At night the streets weren’t nearly as packed as they were during the day but it was New York City, the city never slept and their streets were busier at night than most cities would experience during the height of rush hour. Steven truthfully wished they would all go home to bed as he darted down the streets as best he could. He would have preferred to use the sirens but imagined that his superiors wouldn’t have appreciated that too much. Instead he kept as close to the speed limit as he could and finally arrived at the address he was given a short while later. Just in time for the helicopter.
Green light or not he was going into the building as he watched a helicopter flying dangerously low to the building hovering towards the penthouse suite. Of course an exact address on condos were near impossible to pin point with a tracking dot, but he had a fair reason to believe the penthouse was exactly where he needed and wanted to be in that moment.

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May 5th, 2012

Part Two of the Sunday Shorts. This one is considerably shorter at 1,482 words. I thought about this and I don’t want to reveal much of the character, but I thought it would be a very neat little look at Kevin. Kevin is the ATA super genius and this is how he is “Found” I imagine I can do another brief intro into Kevin at a later date but for the moment, I enjoyed the simplicity of this one.

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His tongue hung out the side of his mouth, his fingers raced across the black keyboard, where the letters were almost completely rubbed off. Media had lied in that they were in the future, well it was as far future as 2008 could really be considered, and they didn’t have virtual reality, people weren’t hard wired into their computers with technological advancements that were so far forward they had bred them a new world of terrorists. Sure a well-trained hacker could make himself millions without raising the smallest flag, but they were still using keyboards, mice and a ridiculous amount of skills. Memorizations of codes and speed were everything in the digital world, and some of the best hackers in the world were working in their parent’s basement out to prove they were better than the next guy. In truth he wasn’t really different. Camped out in the basement of his grandmother’s house, he had made himself his own haven. Six widescreen monitors were hooked up to a single high powered machine he had built from scratch. Giving it all the bells and whistles out there, the machine would hum at a nice even pace, and give off a faint blue glow that he found soothing, his grandmother on the other hand thought that it was nothing more than a nuisance and the hum was more of a racket than a soothing whirl. Three monitors on the desk, with two mounted on the wall above that and a sixth that was more of a pad down on the desk. The pad was the thinnest of the monitors and was more of a tablet than a monitor at all.

On the screen it displayed various commands that he would only glance at as he continued to enter a series of commands into the computer. Of course tonight was more of a dare than anything else and he tended to stay away from the more black and white legalities, it was a thrill he had been looking forward to. The basement’s overhead lights turned down low, a two litre bottle of coke on the desk beside him and a bag of salt and vinegar potato chips beside it and he was wired into the computer. The headset on his head blocked out the outside sounds that might have distracted him, and his bean bag chair made him comfortable. ‘This is going to be a wild ride’ he told himself.

Of the six monitors only one of them displayed anything recognizable. While five of the monitors showed lines of code that looked more like gibberish and passed across the screen at a speed that made the Matrix’s special effects of scrolling letters look like child’s play. Of course being the fan boy he was, his screen saver was those slow scrolling numbers and letters, and he modeled his programs to have a similar appearance of black screens with green text. The sixth screen displayed the CIA’s logo with a prompt for a user name and password. The screen was static, there was nothing being entered on it, nothing being changed or modified, at least nothing on the surface. To another looking in on the situation someone had logged out of the system and left their computer running, waiting for them to log back in. It was one of the hundreds of thousands of users that were doing just that with their computers. However, nothing really was as it seemed.

In the background of the screen he took apart the system piece by piece, as if it were a set of building blocks or legos that he was simply taking apart to build back together again. It was a trickier system than he had ever tried before, but the dare was simple. Get in, get proof you were in and get out without ever once raising a flag. Hah. He could do better than that. He could bring down their entire network in a blink of an eye, and be gone before they would ever stand a chance of bringing it back online. Of course the code was at times tricky, but that’s what the tablet screen was for. Leaving the keyboard, he pulled it towards him and began tapping his fingers against it. Bringing the files into view, decoding them like it was nothing more than a child’s puzzle, and he was in.

Proof, proof… what would be the best piece of proof he could get, of course the appeal of bringing down the network was there, weakening the all might American government generally gave you more enemies than friends. Then again they would never trace it back to him. The sixth screen was no longer displaying the CIA logo and log in screen, now it showed him files structures and databases containing some of the world’s greatest secrets. Fishing into the drawer on his desk he found something better than the chips, a bag of nerds. Oh how he loved the sugary sweets and munched on them as he continued to browse through the CIA files as nothing more than a ghost. He hadn’t even raised the slightest warning system and he could see if he had. Tapped into their hard line he was monitoring their security. Agencies like this often employed some of the crack genius kids that hacked into their systems to help them protect them and he had expected something a little more than this.

Boring. He huffed, it was too easy – at least he thought it was until the red flag went up. Someone was on to him. They had tapped into his signal and were currently trying to trace back to him. Oh a game. A challenge! Excited, he backed up in the system let his signal bounce off the millions of satellites in the world. A game of cat and mouse was easy for him to play, and as they tried to break through his defenses he snickered and gave them a run for their enormously high pay. Of course he still didn’t have his proof, might as well grab that on the way out of the system. Picking up a random file out of the database he copied it onto a USB stick.

The ATA initiative. Whatever that was, it wasn’t really any concern to him. He loaded it into the backup systems and then dropped the piece of information into the network, with a message for his darer. Give him a real challenge next time. Out of the system he relaxed and smiled to himself, satisfied. It was easy but at the same time enjoyable. Dropping the headset down, he grabbed the soda pop and took a few huge gulps of it before setting it back on the desk. Well that had taken him significantly less time than he had expected, what was next? Of course the answer to that came in a manner that had him curled up in the corner of his basement bedroom rocking back and forth after a blur of action he was not likely to ever sort out.
It had started with a simple knock on the door, one he hadn’t even heard, then a shout, a call that barely made his ears. He thought it was his grandfather, calling him up for dinner, but as he moved towards the stairs, armed men flooded into the basement. They shouted out commands at him and his heart began to race. Dressed in a pair of khaki shorts that went down past his knees and a lime green t-shirt displaying some popular slogan across the chest, he looked like one would expect a scrawny nerd to look like. Blond hair and green eyes with skin so pale it was likely he rarely made it out of his basement dwelling to see anything that even remotely resembled sunlight. He looked like he had never seen a gun let alone knew how to use one. The men were shouting commands at him in French and English. He didn’t speak a word of French but he knew what they wanted him to do. Yet panic set in as the high powered weapons were aimed on him. Panic set in quickly.

As one of the men stepped in too close, it was almost as if he had blacked out. He grabbed the barrel of the gun pushed it out to the side and brought his elbow sharply up into the man’s jaw. The agent stumbled back and he ripped the gun from his hands, only to curl inwards as the bullets began to fly all around him. Americans, they had the itchy trigger fingers, and while he had a weapon himself now he had taken cover and was hugging the weapon against his chest as he sat in the corner of the room.

“Kevin Greene, this is the CIA.” A male agent spoke firmly. His voice rough and drawn out, he was edging closer to the boy that was rocking back and forth mumbling something he could barely understand. “Kevin, we just want to talk.”

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April 28th, 2012

This is the first of the Sunday Short Stories I plan to work on. It’s just over 3700 words and features one of the characters from my novel series Empire. This short is meant as a small glimpse of one of the minor character’s pasts. It’s fun to expand on a character who doesn’t get a lot of love in the series. Especially when you can do so without giving away anything in the series. :) So I hope you take the time to read and enjoy the story. I realize it ends a little quickly, I might go back and modify that later, but as always constructive crits are VERY welcome.

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Her nose scrunched up and her eyes narrowed she sneered at the homeless man shaking his cup of only a few loose coins at her. His clothes smelled of urine, and were stained with the mud of whatever ground he sat or slept on, and his facial features had long since lost any lively character they may have had. Hands shaking as he detoxed from whatever high he might have been on at the time, he continued to shake the cup at each stranger hoping one of them may take a little pity on his condition and drop a few coins into the cup. To her he was nothing more than filthy, a burden that she wanted nothing to do with. Yet, he paid no mind to her obvious distaste for him and continued begging as she clicked her heels against the sidewalk, walking away with her nose in the air.

It wasn’t a particularly cold night, but the air had a certain chill to it, a part of living in New York City she tended to despise. Though the nightlife was far more entertaining than her small town in Texas had been, she hated cold weather, and found it often ruined a well kept figure when she had to bulk up to stay warm. Dressed to kill that night, she had the black knee-high boots with the three inch spiked heel, the curvy figure accented by the skin tight black leather skirt, the shimmering silver, tight fitting, low cut tank top and the sheer over shirt that flared her sleeves. Bangle bracelets, large hooped earrings and a pendant that fell to just the right place on her chest all sparkled in the overhead street lights. Her tanned skin flawless, unless one looked close enough to discover the faint traces of concealer, and her silver and black eye shadow served only to enhance the blue of her eyes. All of it was topped off by the long platinum blonde hair that was pulled up into bundle of curls on the top of her head. A few loose strands had fallen out to frame her face, but rather than place them back up, she simple brushed them to the side and continued on her beeline for the night club.

A high end nightclub on the upper east side, was exactly the place she wanted to be on a Friday night. It was where everyone should want to be. At least that was the way she saw it. The line for the club reached halfway around the block and two large black men stood with their hands clasped before them at the front of it. The velvet red carpet leading off into the club started at the red rope line divider placed perfectly between the two men. Bouncers were meant to be intimidating, and these two by far did the job. Each of them looked like they were at one time WWF champions, one was bald with a fair sized scar reaching from the top of his head down the left side of his face, and the other had short black hair and a look that could have made blood run cold. They stood there with a stone cold expression on their faces, staring out at the hundreds of people hoping to get in, as if nothing in the world could make them flinch in their positions. Though plenty of women tried, they brushed their hands on their chests, their legs against their sides and batted long eyelashes up at them, pouting a little pretty please in their direction but it changed nothing. If anything the men appeared to be trying to hold back laughter at how often this happened and how little of an effect it had.

Between the two men there was also a third – almost midget by comparison – man. This guy had the business suit, the blonde wavy locks, and the smug grin that suggested he enjoyed the power of deciding who was let in and who wasn’t. He was the man she wanted at this moment, and as she walked past the entire line right up to him she knew she’d get him too. It was not a low cut top, long legs or even batting eyelashes that was going to win her favor with him, no this man had that thrown at him every night, he’d become impervious to it. Yet, he wasn’t going to be a hard nut to crack either.

“Back of the line.” He spoke in an accent that was easily placed as coming from Jersey. They all had distinct accents and while she should have had a Texas one, her voice was instead more like a purr of unaccented English as she leaned over the line, pulling him by his tie closer to her, and whispering a very simple proposition into his ear. Whether it had been sexual or monetary one it wasn’t clear, but what was clear was that as soon as she released his tie from her fingers, he carefully lifted up the rope line and she moved with beautifully swaying hips past, not once looking back at the suckers still standing in the lineup.

Moving into the club she smirked as the hipster music filled her ears and the chic design of the multi-level club enchanted her eyes. It was a place of the filthy rich and it streamed from the high end finishes and the well dressed patrons. Jeans and t-shirts were a fashion faux pas in a place like this, and the shorter the skirt on the women the better. Something she knew she’d fit right in with, as her own skirt was riding half way up her thighs leaving very little up to the imagination. Turning her fair share of heads she waltz up to the bar and ordered a double shot before downing them back and getting herself a long island ice tea to hold.

Round in shape, the club had three floors in total, the ground floor was made up of a large dance floor and a horse shoe shaped bar surrounding it. Stairs were on either side of the bar, each leading up to the second level where tables, booths, and lounge areas could be found. The tables were all black iron, matching the rails that overlooked the dance floor and the chairs had that nouveau design look to them, as they all had peculiar shapes and were far from looking like they might be comfortable. The walls on the first level were made up of mirrors that reflected the lights and were likely very trippy for the celebrities that were within the club looking for a different kind of fun. The third floor however was where she really wanted to be, the third floor was made up of pool tables and probably some of the richest men and women the city had to offer. Whether their money was clean or dirty, they were up there, spending it on whatever tickled their fancy. Nearly completely closed off there was only a small circle opening at the top where they too could look down on the dance floor and watch the women dancing in no manner that should ever be considered decent.

Getting up there though usually required knowing someone, as bouncers blocked every stair case. Slightly more difficult than getting into the club, but she was, if anything, resourceful. Walking up the stairs she made her way up onto the second level, taking in the sights of the club, wondering why she hadn’t bothered to come here before, it was everything she could have wanted and had plenty that were just her type in there.

All she needed was the right opportunity and she forced back the smirk that crept up onto her face as that opportunity presented itself to her. She watched one of the men walking down from the third floor, watched as he walked with his chest puffed out, eyeing up the women on the lower floors as he continued to make his way for the ground floor. He was on the prowl, it was in his eyes, in his body language and she wasn’t against using it. Drink still in hand she made her way absently up the iron stairs until carefully crashing into him as he made his way down. Ensuring maximum spillage of her drink, all over his dark blue dress shirt, and down the neatly pressed slacks. The man had a copper hair color and lively eyes that she could only describe as amber. Dressed in what was a clean pair of slacks, and a tight fitting dark blue dress shirt that had the cuffs rolled up while the top of the shirt was left open to expose a bare chest, the man looked far from being impressed over the latest addition to his outfit, the spilt long island ice tea. Yet when his eyes met hers and she gave him the batting eyelashes and the small fake tears he melted almost instantly. “Oh I’m so sorry!” She exclaimed. “My boot caught on the stair and I tripped.” It likely helped that her body had fallen into his and his hands as he pulled her straight could feel the curvy features of a well toned body, but she figured she could have gotten by on her acting alone.

The silk shirt was likely ruined but the man shook his head and told her not to worry about it, he had begun to walk away – something she hadn’t expected – when he turned around and faced her. “Do you dance?” He asked her and she knew in that moment she had him. A sheepish nod before she took his extended hand and she was moving with him onto the dance floor. Of course like most men this poor sap’s dance moves consisted of bobbing his head and waving his hands around while grabbing onto the bodies of any of the women that pressed themselves up against them. She however was not about to let that be just about anyone, and as the women on the dance floor fought for his attention she made sure to keep it. He wasn’t who she wanted, but he would get her closer to him.

His hands roaming all over her, she let him grab whatever it was he wanted, and giggled like she enjoyed it. A few songs in, and he wanted a drink. “A long island ice tea was it?” He spoke with a smirk as he brought her, arm around her, to the bar and ordered them both a drink. Replacing the drink she had lost on the stairs and getting himself a Heineken beer. From there it was up to the place she really wanted to be, and without even the slightest hiccup she was past the bouncer and on the third floor where she could almost smell the money on the saps. It didn’t take her long to ditch the man she had used like a free ticket to get up there. Opportunity knocked and she left the man in the arms of one of the waitresses as she wandered around the lavishly decorated lounge to the pool tables. There he was, the man she had made this trek for. Tall and slender, too much so in her opinion, the man had long blond hair that reached halfway down his back and was thin enough that it was likely he was also balding. It was tied in a loose ponytail but it didn’t stop it from falling onto the pool table as he leaned over to take a shot. The table surrounded by women, and men of varying sizes looked more like it was part of a competition than a friendly wager. Then again the amount of money on the side table that was part of the bet also looked like it was the prize for a competition. As he lined up his shot, she could see his opponent chewing at the inside of his lip. Honestly he looked like he might very well pass out at any moment, as a bead of sweat ran down his forehead and his eyes darted towards the pile of money repeatedly. Rounder, the man was also older, and had a shining golden ring on his left hand ring finger and likely a wife at home that had no idea he was here gambling against someone who could be playing pool professionally. The cue ball glided across the table, banking off of the called banks before connecting with the eight ball for a smooth glide into the corner pocket. It was a beautiful shot and the man who made it stood up straight, his 6’4 height catching her a little off guard as he looked across at the man who’d likely lost more than a good portion of his wealth to a big mouth and a pool shark. The man’s face was redder than a blazing inferno in that moment and his hands gripped the cue with white knuckles. Yet, before he could whip it around and act out on all the frustration that was pouring from his body language, the other men at the table had him down on the ground and disarmed while the winner paid no attention to him and enjoyed the female companions that were now showering him with attention. It was likely they were more interested in his money than him, but he was filthy rich who cared? He certainly didn’t as he kissed each one on the head and laughed as his opponent was dragged kicking and screaming off to the stairs and then ‘accidentally’ pushed down them.

Clapping her hands, she walked towards the winner, and made sure to smirk as she propped herself up on the table, not bothering with throwing herself at him. He had enough women doing that, no she wanted him to come to her. Her fingers pulling the eight ball free of the pocket, she looked it over, and turned it in her hands. “Well played.” She complimented him, “But how about you play with a real opponent, and not some rich weasel you can easily push over.”

Laughing the man watched her, not taking her challenge seriously he sat back on a stool and looked over at her. He was still a male and so the exposed skin and skimpy outfit was noted, but it was obvious that at that moment he had no intentions of taking her up on her offer. “And who would the real challenge be sweet heart? Certainly not yourself.” He grinned. “Unless of course you want to try your luck in the bedroom. I wouldn’t mind taking your little ass for a ride.”

Why were they always crude? She thought to herself before slipping off the table, and picking up the right cue. Tossing the eight ball back on the table, she waltzed back towards the table and bent over providing the cocky son of a bitch with just the right view before simply calling out the shot like she had done it hundreds of times before. Her shot was perfect, and had as much grace as his had before her. “Of course, if you’re afraid to lose, I will understand.” She stood straight tossing her loose strands of hair over her shoulder as the open mouthed man stared at her. It wasn’t that he didn’t expect women to be any good at pool, he just hadn’t met one that was as good as he was. The grin replaced the shock quickly and he pushed away from the women that were hanging off of him – much to their disappointment – before making his way over to her. His hands resting down on the pool table on either side of her he paused as he took in the sweet scent of her vanilla perfume. “And what will be the stakes there sweetheart?”

“Why don’t I make it interesting for you.” She smirked back at him, her manicured hand pushing into his chest as she shoved him back a few steps. Walking around him now, she took the chalk hanging from the wall and brushed the top of the cue, carefully blowing away the excess. “You win, you get to take this ass for a ride.” She smiled at him.

“And if you win?” He smiled back at her, obviously interested in this little wager so far. “Though I don’t think it would matter, since I doubt it’ll be an issue.” He had confidence coming out his ears.

With a small laugh she walked past him now, her finger brushing under his chin as she paused before him. “The money you just took off the poor fool before me, and you buy me a drink.” She returned before stepping up to the head of the table. “Ladies break.” She told him, without giving him much of an option. In his dumbfounded state he didn’t really seem to care, either. Instead he took his cue from one of the men that had helped his previous opponent find his way downstairs, and readied for his upcoming win. To him this was going to be a walk in the park and while she knew how to sweep the table, never giving him a chance to even take a shot, it wouldn’t get her anywhere. She made it a challenge for him but in the end she let him have the win and let him claim his prize.

Arms wrapping around her, she fought the instinct to squirm and instead grinned up at him. “My my, let’s hope you ride as well as you play then.” She spoke in a sweet tone as he once again leaned in to take in her scent. “Even better.” He returned and she found herself wanting to roll her eyes. Where did they get these attitudes?

She didn’t argue though when he took her hand and led her away from the crowds of now disappointed women towards the lower level. They were leaving much sooner than she had anticipated, then again pool was such a dirty game if one spent enough time thinking about it. Perhaps he was more wound up than she had originally thought, any way it went it was better, she’d get what she wanted soon enough. It was out onto the cool street, his arm around her as he tossed keys to a valet that promptly brought the sports car around. Sliding into the passenger seat she made herself comfortable and was certain to buckle up. These rich types were all the same. They liked speed, and they didn’t care how reckless they were with it. All the better in this case though, the sooner this was over with the better.

It had taken little more than ten minutes to get to his condo, and she was far from surprised when he brought her up to the penthouse suite at the top of the overpriced building. The suite was breathtaking with panoramic views of the city, beautiful oak floors and neutral toned walls. Expensive modern furniture and a kitchen that was likely rarely used but would have been a chefs dream. It had all the signs of a bachelor though with the shag carpets, the lack of flowers, and personal pictures and the monotone colors. Once inside though he was quick to move in close, his hands attempting to almost instantly remove her clothes as he acted on the lust of a teenager. “Hey… hey now.” She laughed, pulling back a bit. “Are we alone?”

“Of course.” He returned, pulling her back into him, expecting the entertainment he had rightly won, only to be shocked as her voice changed and the word “Perfect” rolled off of her tongue in almost a purr. Her elbow snapping up into his lower jaw, she spun sharply sweeping him off of his feet as she leveled a small pistol on his skull. Pressing her boot down onto the precious jewels she smiled down at him. “Because you and I, need to have a little chat.” She grinned as she watched his face pale, his body tremble as fear was plastered all over his eyes.

“W…w…who are you?” He stuttered out, having never seen this coming. Truthfully he should have, but men rarely saw what was right before them when they allowed the wrong head to do all the thinking.

“Victoria, but you can call me Vicky.” She told him. Her name would mean nothing in the end, he wasn’t leaving that condo alive. But just how much he wasn’t leaving it alive she had no idea. Her mouth had opened to ask the important questions when the sound of a helicopter caught her attention. Turning swiftly she barely had enough time to throw herself out of the line of fire as the machine gun opened fire shattering the floor to ceiling windows that had provided such a sensational view of the city only moments earlier. Her man was nothing more than Swiss cheese as the helicopter lifted back up into the air, flying away from the scene it had just created and Vicky stared out at him, with her heart racing. That had been closer than she had ever wanted and she was cursing up a storm as she crouched low to the ground and made her way across the blood stained floor to the victim. There was no use checking for a pulse, he had likely died rather quickly, but her fingers felt his neck anyway and she pulled back just as the door to the condo flew open. Kicked in, it slammed into the wall before falling back towards the person who kicked as Vicky leapt to her feet and leveled her weapon on the man. Her eyes widened for only a moment as she stared back at the man she had seen earlier that night. The scent of urine on his clothes almost overpowered the scent of blood. “FBI FREEZE.” The man shouted, his gun aimed steadily on her chest.

At that moment, she wasn’t sure if she wanted to laugh or if she wanted to cry. “CIA.” She stated firmly, as she lowered her weapon and allowed the man to take it from her. Somewhere someone screwed up and when she found them, she was going to make sure they paid.

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April 25th, 2012

Along with my goal to read more books, and listen to more advice I’m planning on working to have “Sunday Shorts”. Sunday shorts would be a series of short stories revolving around some of my less use characters or characters that I’ve had to write out of my stories. As much as I love writing for my main character, I can’t give away my novel. It would allow me the break I need from my regular writing without sacrificing writing in general. After all it’s important to write at least a little bit each day and I plan to stick to that particular piece of advice. Short stories allow me the ability to enjoy less used characters often in different settings without the major amounts of planning or time. Though I’m certain I have no idea what short is, since short to me is a four novel series for my first publication… not exactly very “short”.
Anyway, if you’re looking for something to do on the weekend, when you’re relaxing pop by the blog and Sunday morning there should be a short story there for you.

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April 25th, 2012

As a new author I have made my fair share of mistakes. One of which I’m almost ashamed to admit, and the other is one I’m certain many have made before me and many more will continue to make. To save myself from embarrassment for just a little longer, I’m going to start with the common mistake amongst new authors.
Mistake number one, Listening to what those before you have to say.
I read advice but I never took it. Sure we are all guilty of that in some aspect of our lives or another but I would stubbornly ignore advice even if it was staring me straight in the eyes making faces at me. I would stare right back and through it. Too stubborn to blink and take a second look I was missing out. Oh sure I knew I was far from perfect and that I needed help but I refused to see thats what I was getting. I’d chuckle at blogs and interviews thinking it just didn’t apply to me but all the while it was exactly what applied to me. Without the big publishing contract or the thousands of fans and movie deals I had become smug and superior believing the advice wasn’t good enough for me. I thought the only advice that would be good enough for me would come from the professionals, the big publishing companies or the editors I would pay thousands of dollars to edit my writing. I thought as is people would like me or they wouldn’t – either way my story and my characters were perfect. I was a confident coward. So stuck believing I was as good as indie could get, and yet so terrified of rejection that I couldn’t put myself out there. I was the perfect oxymoron, or at least I was the moron part. It’s only recently that I started to realize my error, and in doing so its like a new world has been open up to me. Not all advice is for me. I still have my own style, my flare, but a little tip here in there goes a long way.

My second error… this is almost too painful for me to admit. It’s one that I want to find the nearest rock to hide under after I do. All right, I have to do it, so here it is. I don’t actually read. I read blogs and I read some writing from my friends. I read newspapers (journalism has gone way south now a days) and I’ll read the occasional short story I come across, but I don’t read. I don’t pick up books and read them, I don’t get into the latest and the greatest. I figure if they make a movie of it, I’ll check that out… until then, I have my own writing to worry about and don’t have time to WASTE on reading… Oh how wrong I am. How wrong I have been. Reading is essential to writing, and I don’t mean reading what you’ve written. I mean reading books in your genre, reading the indie books from many of the authors in your shoes. There’s millions of them out there and many of them can give you an inside look at how other people do it. How others develop their characters… so what was my excuse all this time? I couldn’t read a story without projecting my characters and wondering how they would have done that. What a poor excuse…

Projecting your characters into another author’s work and wondering how they would handle the situations is GOOD for you. You’ll learn the characters better, you’ll understand their ups and downs and you may just discover more about them. Reading how another author does combat might teach you a different way to do that combat, and help you get through your writers block on the issue.

READING is essential to writing, and it’s high time I do read more. So in the near future it’s off to buy a kindle or something since I’m terrible with books and time to get back into it. I’ll take any and all suggestions for where to start in my reading, though I’m looking for some books that might be in the same area of fiction I’m writing. So some Suspense/Action with a twitch of Romance in it would be awesome.

Till then this Author has a lot of catching up to do, and some characters to stubbornly force back to work.

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April 23rd, 2012

There are times when I feel like new authors should have a group, we should call it New Authors Anonymous. Not that we would have to try hard to be anonymous, we do that part really well, being noticed seems to be the more challenging task. We are frequent flyers on the social media circuit, and we rarely get a sentence out without tacking on “by the way read my book” or “check out my blog”. We work hard to be noticed, and yet I feel like we need a group where we can sit in a circle and introduce ourselves properly. “Hi I’m Sheyna and I’m a new Author” sure there are websites that serve the purpose of helping us introduce ourselves to the world. I’m there on Twitter, I’m there on Facebook, looking at Google + and a million other social sites that become almost a bread and butter to an anonymous author like myself. What I’m thinking of is a circle of authors where we can all sit and hang our heads for a moment, sheepishly getting up and admitting “Today… I let my fear of being rejected get the better of me”. We’ve all done it. We make the new author mistakes, and as I continue to spend more time on Twitter, looking at #WritingTips I’m finding myself flabbergasted at the amount of little new author mistakes I’ve made.

Some of these things have made me laugh out loud and sheepishly admit “Ya I’ve done that” and others have me sitting back in my chair thinking long and hard back to the beginning of my writing experiences and wondering, “Have I done that?” Oh I’m certain I have, just where?

More recently though I found myself doubting my abilities as an author. I did what I like to believe is the taboo. I compared myself to another author. Now I write professionally at work, or as I like to call it, in canned legalize writing. It’s the same, all flavoured differently to each writer. We don’t say everything the same, we shouldn’t write the same. In technical writing (or the legalize I write at work) it has to get a point across, an error on the certificate is an error on the certificate. As long as I point out the error and request correction it shouldn’t matter if I would use two paragraphs or one sentence. I have to get the point across, I have to be direct and I need to be certain to say “There’s an error, fix it” of course in legal we are a little more flowery and technical but no one describes the apple the same. I may call it sweet and you may call it sugary. I may say it’s solid as a rock and you might say it’s hard as nails. The point in the end is it’s an apple, it’s solid and it’s tasty. We all have our ways of speaking and in fiction it’s more important than ever to understand this. That being said, we don’t need to reinvent the wheel, we just need to remember that we all have a different design for it.

So I really shouldn’t be comparing myself to anyone. I’m a new author and I’m going to make my mistakes, but right now, I’m going to let the wind of my inspiration take me and take the advice of other authors in. Time to get writing.

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March 9th, 2012

Now I know it’s been almost a month since it happened (actually looking at the calendar it’s been one month), and that I promised I would write this, but I’ve been busy and excuses aside, I’m getting to it now.
This blog is the piece you’re missing if you’ve read my Thursday blog from Ireland. When I said I left a lot out I did. On the Thursday as we stayed in a beautiful castle – the most beautiful one we stayed in the whole trip – Ben asked me to marry him. Most by now have heard me tell the story of how it happened, and for those who haven’t this post will be an amusing read I’m sure. Thankfully unlike my other posts, it’ll be a much shorter read.

After we arrived at the castle, we had taken the time to go for a walk around the grounds and take some pictures, and we took some time to cuddle and just enjoy the luxury of the room we were staying in. As I mentioned before the room was the largest room we were staying in and was more of a suite than a room. There was a bedroom, a small “living room” and a bathroom larger than my bedroom at home with beautiful marble floors and the claw foot tub everyone is always talking about. So with a little eagerness I went trotting off to use the tub, washing up before dinner and enjoying the bubbles of my bubble bath while Ben just relaxed in the bedroom. Afterwards we had to get ready for dinner and so I eagerly set all my make up on the vanity and sat down applying it carefully, with a little excitement. The restaurant was a fancy place, in what would have been the castle’s great hall and with a chef that had quite the praise around him. I was looking forward to it. Now Ben was getting ready around me and I honestly don’t remember seeing him move around and do what he had to do but once I finished putting on my make up I had gone into the other room to retrieve my toothbrush in order to not have crappy breath when I was down there.

I sat down on the couch and was rooting through my bag when I noticed that Ben was in a way looming over me. Now he likes to do this on occasion, stand over me and watch whatever it is I might be watching or doing at that time. So I really only thought to ask him, what it was he was doing, not to see what was coming next. I turned around and there he was on one knee before me. Of course there were words to go with this but after hearing him say my full name, I’m not quite sure what they were. I’m sure with his ability to be an absolute sweetheart and such they were romantic and exactly what I would want to hear, but after my name it was “Oh my god!” Repeatedly, in my head, and as Ben would say spoken words. Though I don’t remember much speaking. Just lots of trembling and as Ben likes to tell me “A sprinkler system” in my eyes. I had streaks of black (Ben called it “Sad Clown”) running down my face as my waterproof mascara was yet to dry and I was trembling as I casually took the ring box from his hand and turned it around.

Yes in all his own nerves and trembling he had presented the absolutely stunning rings to me upside down. Adorable as he was, he smiled and laughed as I told him, “Yes” repeatedly and tried to put the much to small for my ring finger, ring, onto my hand. I was never more happy than to see his smile as he looked at me and we shared a kiss.

The rest of the night I had a hard time even remembering my room “name” let alone speaking in coherent sentences. This writer was at a loss for words, but boy was she ever happy.

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February 12th, 2012

Probably the hardest day to get up on this trip was this one. Getting up at 5:30am didn’t help much either. Having not fully adjusted to the time difference, it was like going for a nap in the afternoon and getting up at midnight with the intentions of staying up all night and all day the next day. The night before wasn’t helpful either as all we could hear, from three floors below us, was the “King”. An Elvis impersonator was singing for one of the parties on the ground floor and we could hear it clear as day in our room on the third floor. Well after midnight there, we thought they had to know it was too loud – and while calling and telling them should have happened, I eventually fell asleep and Ben apparently laid awake till a little after two when it finally stopped.
Telling the clerk at the counter in the morning further established one very important fact of our trip. Clontarf Castle was the WORST castle we stayed in. It was the smallest room, the least amount of service and while they tell you it’s a Bed and Breakfast (breakfast is included) it’s absolutely not. We found out we were paying for their expensive breakfast the next morning. Neither one of us were impressed. Even after informing the clerk about the music, being loud enough to be heard on the third floor the only response I received was “No one complained.” I was too tired to continue to argue, but I guess I was no one, because I was standing there and I was complaining.
We checked out, both of us not impressed by the hotel, and waited in the lobby a few moments for the taxi to arrive. Having prebooked it the night before, we were content when he came in a few moments later and helped us out to the car. Every cabbie there has met us inside, has carried our bags for us, has smiled at us and been polite and while this last driver in Ireland was likely the LEAST polite he was still miles better than the cabbies I’ve seen here. He opened the doors for us and smiled, but Ben figures he was quiet and short with his answers to us because he was in mourning. Afterall the day we left was the day that Whitney Houston had died and the cabbie was playing her music on low as he drove in utter silence.
Now that we were in the car though, watching the city of Dublin fade into the rear view mirror as we drove on to the city airport, we felt a little sad and wishing for just one more day. Though I was eager to get home and see my friends and family as I was filled with plenty of stories and good news to tell them (many of the stories already on here), I was going to miss the great experiences Ireland had given me and I could think of plenty of different activities we could do on a next visit. Ben had seemed at home there on the Green Isle and I think inside he was probably crying to see it pass.
When we arrived at the airport we were lost. Of course through no fault of anyone else, it was just a maze of terminals and service counters and absolutely no real direction as to where we were supposed to be. Their one terminal was larger than the entire Ottawa Airport, but after asking a gentleman we were led on in the right direction and were soon checking in for our flight and passing through security.
Security in Dublin was not much to complain about. It flowed relatively quickly and by the time we were on the gate side, standing at our gate we had a good two hours before the flight took off. Ben, having already finished his puzzles during the trip, stopped in at a newspaper shop to buy a new book, paying way more than it was worth, while I looked around for a good place to grab a bite to eat.
With a small restaurant not to far away from our gate we went over and sat down having a small breakfast before walking over and sitting by the gate. Now for those who don’t know Ben that well, Ben is the WORST travelling partner ever. If he’s not playing the games in his puzzle books, he’s sleeping. Long trip, short trip, it doesn’t matter, he’s sleeping or he’s playing games. So I’m left to stare off into space, or fiddle with my camera and laptop. Given that the plane would board in about thirty minutes, fiddling with the camera and laptop were out so I was stuck just staring off into space.
I’m not the best traveller either though, I don’t talk much as I feel a lot of anxiety before I get on the plane. Of course once I’m on it, it’s all good, but until that point I’m always thinking about everything that could go wrong, I could get pulled apart by security, I could not make it to the gate in time, the plane could be delayed and I would be stuck in the airport. And while the worst thing that could happen actually happens on the plane (i.e. the plane crashes) once I’m on the plane I’m calm and relaxed and I can generally find little things to keep myself amused.
The flight from Dublin to London is relatively short, and drinks on the flight cost money, so I tried to make myself comfortable enough to sleep – despite knowing that even on a red eye flight I could barely sleep. On the flight though it was uncomfortable beyond all measures. I could not for the life of me, find a single position comfortable to even sit in. Ben was on my left by the window and on my right, was another man who decided sitting with his legs crossed over and tilted towards me was his most comfortable position.
Thankfully it was a short flight, and when we stepped off of the plane it was on to a bus that took us over to terminal one… from there we made our way to Terminal three.
We stepped into Terminal three and our jaws just about hit the floor. As soon as we were at the top of the escalator the line for security was staring us right in the face. This meant it wrapped around the hall, through all the weaving lines and into two security counters…. the two security counters out of a possible six being open in my opinion is where all this went wrong. We were moving pretty quickly but Ben and I had about an hour before our flight took off, and the prospects of getting to the gate in time were not looking good.
We walked in the line slowly at first, but as they began to open up more security counters we began moving faster and in a line that would have taken our security probably hours to get through we had moved through in thirty minutes. Probably would have been faster if people had read the signs.
For those who don’t travel, there are signs when you walk into the security line that advise you to remove your coat, your belt, your shoes if they are more than just sneakers or flip flops, your bags, and anything from your pockets. The signs tell you to be rid of any liquids that are over 100ml and not in a single plastic bag and that you should have your laptop out of your bag and ready to put within it’s own plastic container. These signs are just in one spot either, they are nearly everywhere while you walk on your way through the line. So when the line is at least thirty minutes long, you have plenty of time to remove your coat, throw it over your arm. Remove anything in your pockets, put them in your carryon or in your coat pockets. Remove your laptop carry it in your arm. Have backpacks on one shoulder not on both. Sure keep your shoes on but when you reach near the end of the line have them ready to come off. And the liquids. For the love of all that is good… remove them, get rid of them. This is not a new rule, and there are more signs in regards to them than there are signs in regards to what gate you are to get to in order to catch your plane. Take them out of your bag, drink them, check them… just stop trying to “sneak” them past security. It’s not going to work. Almost every second bag was pulled over for liquids.
We were past security and so it was just a rush for the gate. With something wrong in the terminal, they were taking us all through this back access, with PLENTY of Airport Staff to guide us. This however left most of us, if not all of us lost as we came into the terminal in a rather peculiar spot.
It’s worth mentioning that Ben and I still have no idea what gate our actual plane is taking off from. So we wonder until finally finding a screen and then it’s off in a dash for the gate. Figuring we were running beyond late, it was a made dash for the gate only to find we were far from the last people to be rushing for the gate. The gates here are not like other airports I’ve been in. They are closed off, and once you are in the gate area, you don’t leave. So that washroom trip before the flight? Not happening. And it’s a seven and a half hour flight.
We were cutting it close though so we boarded the plane rather quickly after we were in the lounge and this was the first airport I’ve seen that actually told people who tried to board before their seat section was called to go sit down. They checked the tickets and when you tried to get on before you were supposed to, they told you to go sit down. Which meant we boarded quickly and we were not only up in the air on time, but we were even a little early.
Once seated on the plane, I began to watch movies while relaxing in my seat for a lengthy flight home. Thankfully I wasn’t pinned in between two men this time and the seats were at the very least a small amount more comfortable than the ones from Dublin had been. But despite feeling a little sleepy I was awake and finding myself amused with the family and children movies for the flight. Of course by hour seven I could already feel myself getting stir crazy.
As few flew over Montreal, I looked over Ben’s shoulder and smiled faintly. Ireland had been beautiful but we were home. There was so much to tell, it had been an adventure and one I do hope I get to repeat again sometime soon.

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February 11th, 2012

Well the alarm woke us both at 7:00 am, and it was a sleepy start. Both Ben and I were having a hard time getting up. It was our last day in Ireland and so we wanted to make the most of it, but we were both exhausted having had a hard time falling asleep the night before. We both cleaned up and headed down to the hotel restaurant where we had breakfast before heading out into the city. It was a short walk and a simple one bus into the center of the city. The bus dropped us off quite close to where we needed to be and we picked up tickets for the hop on hop off tour.
Now we have plenty of these types of tours in Ottawa, and we often see them in the spring through fall driving around the city. Some have live commentary and some have audio commentary in plenty of different languages. The point is you get on the bus and get off at whatever stops you have an interest in seeing. If you just want to pass by the stop, you can stay on the bus and listen to the audio commentary that tells you about the stop and the views all around you. With it costing 16 Euro per person it’s a little on the costly side, but it lasts for two days and it’s the fastest, easiest way to get around the city. We were only there for one more day, but we needed to cram as much as we possibly could into the day. It was the last one, and we still wanted to see a plenty more in the city.
It was our only real day inside Dublin and Ben wanted to see Guinness, I wanted to see Trinity College and we were planning to visit a writer’s museum as well. Plus, I still hadn’t managed to buy anything in Ireland and was lacking a keepsake for myself. Not that I needed anything huge, just a little memento of my own to bring back fond little memories of a wonderful trip. So in the city we opted to take the highly recommended hop on hop off bus and we sat at the top of the bus in the open air, admiring the view of one of their busy streets, lined with shops and centered with statues. (Oh to get to this bus, we had to walk down a street that made me snicker as it reminded me of Ottawa’s Spark Street. It was a pedestrian only road and was filled with shops and buskers singing, playing instruments all looking for change.)
It was actually a beautiful day out. The skies weren’t clouded over and grey, we had blue skies and sunshine… at first I wasn’t quite sure where I was (it was such a change), but I welcomed in the sun quickly and admired the beauty of the city in it. What they say is true, while Ireland is beautiful no matter what time of year it is, under sunny skies it’s sensational. The entire city gleams in old world charm the mountains seem lit up and it’s all so very green.
Speaking of old world charm… our first stop on the tour was Trinity College. One of the oldest colleges, it houses the Book of Kells, which is a remarkably old book kept within the college’s library. The campus grounds are remarkable, with statues and architecture that makes it look like a campus of castles. We walk around with tons of other tourists, taking pictures before making our way over to the Irish National Bank and taking even more pictures of the old stone building. The building unfortunately gated off as it’s Saturday and the bank is closed, is remarkably designed with large stone pillars and intricate stone work.
From there it’s on to the pick-up for the Hop on Hop off Bus. Now one off the places in Ireland that we get told about the most is Temple Bar, other tourists or visitors talk about how great it is and many of the locals talk about how overdone and overpriced it is. Yet when we travelled Ireland we never once saw it. We were even in front of the Temple Bar stop and I could see Temple Bar Marketplace, Temple Bar shops, and Temple Bar square but never Temple Bar… I was beginning to think it was more of a tourist trap, meant to lead us wandering their city in circles never finding it. However, I have heard of others going there, and I imagine I walked right by it, but I don’t recall seeing it so we got on the bus and moved on to the next stop.
This stop was the highlight of the day for Ben. We were at the Guinness Storehouse, and Ben looked like a boy on Christmas morning. He was excited and paid for our entry with a grin on his face. Each entry ticket came with a free pint of beer, so the fact I don’t drink beer made him even happier. We were walking in and we spent a moment in the entrance to listen to the introduction before walking around the storehouse to watch and listen to parts of the self-guided tour. Probably the most interesting fact was that Arthur Guinness owns the land that the storehouse is on (beautiful land) for 9,000 years. When you walk in, you see this 9,000 year lease in a container on the ground and you can see the infamous Arthur Guinness signature on the bottom right hand corner. So for a very cheap price he will own this land or the next 8,000+ years.
The tour itself was not the highlight of my day as I had seen how beer was made in general before. Though the history of Guinness had some interesting parts, the highlight of this particular part of our day was seeing Ben’s face. He looked so happy to finally be in this place. Touring the storehouse of his favorite brew, and was more than happy to point out one of Arthurs 21 children were named Benjamin.
We went up to the top of the storehouse, to the Gravity bar where Ben enjoyed his two free pints and I enjoyed the sensational view of the entire city of Dublin. Snapping more than my fair share of pictures up there, we looked through the slight clouds that had formed to the beautiful rays of sunshine that shone over the mountain tops. It was beautiful, absolutely breathe taking.
We went down to the restaurant after that and had something to eat before we made our way back out to the bus. Of course, with the traffic backed up, we waited a while before the bus came. It wasn’t Canadian winter cold so it was all right and when the bus came we sat on the lower level for a short period of time, allowing myself to warm up a little bit before heading back upstairs with enough time to see some of the most beautiful cathedrals I’ve ever seen before making our way into a park that makes Grand Central Park look like a joke. Sensational fields of green in the city, untouched and beautiful with a zoo and the house of the Irish President. A house that looked quite similar to the White House from afar. Not to mention the American Embassy, which like the one here, is a fortress of power.
From there it was a journey back through the city to the Writer’s Museum, despite my debating and seconding guessing the decision to make it there. It was well worth the trip though. Learning that many of the writers that have been considered some of the greats were Irish, we were taken aback by the original copies of the poems, letters, books that made them famous. Remarkable collectables including many of their personal typewriters or notes, along with a world of history and information on not only the writer themselves but of the impact their words had on Ireland and government.
It was inspiration to see their works, and to see their life’s accomplishments all within a building that displayed the beauty of the Irish architecture. I’m thankful Ben had me convinced to go there, I truly believe I would have missed out on a lot if I had skipped it.
From there we walked back into the center of town and spent some time shopping for some souvenirs before having dinner at McDonalds (we had spent so much money that day we were looking for the cheap alternative!)
And then onwards to home where we learn that I have excellent Directional Sense and Ben could likely not find his way out of a wet paper bag. But we all knew that one already =P

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February 10th, 2012

We were not as quick to rise this morning as we have been in the past. Most of the trip it was up early and ready to move on to our next destination. Or in the case of Fota, up early and ready to head out to golf, or touristy things. Unfamiliar with transit we knew a lot of the time we would be playing catch up when travelling but this morning we didn’t care. Ordering room service for breakfast the night before, we were woken for its arrival shortly after ten am. We enjoyed the very filling Irish breakfast in the room I’ve now called the Parlor and slowly packed up our belongings, both of us wishing we were staying there for another night. The hotel itself was simply amazing even if the staff were far from comparing to Gregor, or Mark at the other two hotels.
Though professional, the staff seemed to leave a little… wanting. They were posh shall we say in that they were almost always squared away with their shoulders and had the look of obviously not being interested in anything had to say. It didn’t change my view of the hotel though, as I would surely travel out there again just for the honor of staying in the castle. Unfortunately for that to happen I need to win the millions first.
Ben and I checked out of the hotel quite close to the noon checkout time and headed down to the lobby where we were sad to leave and head back into Dublin. Leaving Waterford was the sign of two things, one the nicest castle on our trip was now done and over, and two our trip to Ireland was slowly drawing to a close. Though we still have two days here, the first of the two days was going to be spent travelling out to Dublin and to Clontarf Castle. At least no one was scaring us off with the castle being closed.
The Bus ride to Dublin was… long for the most part. A good three hour journey in heavy traffic and we were exhausted by the time we stepped off of the bus. Thankfully we had gotten off at Connoley station and asked about our next stop instead of driving on to the airport as the hotel was only a short 15 Euro ride from the bus station. The castle from the outside did not disappoint and when walking into the modern revitalization I was still thoroughly impressed with the overall décor of the hotel. The lobby was charming and had an old world touch mixed with new world charm. The staff was a bit distant but by this point I had been sitting on a bus for three hours, I just wanted into the room and the opportunity to take a hot shower.
I suppose I could have taken one in Waterford, but I had two bubble baths and the most amazing sleep in Waterford Castle, I didn’t want to waste time in the shower when I could just be laying lavishly about the bed. Besides, I was travelling, I was going to be grimy by the end of it anyway. We were directed up to the room and we entered our room finding ourselves… let down a little. It is hard to come from a room as lavish as the Waterford Castle’s and enter into one that is likely smaller than my own bedroom and not feel like you’ve been kicked back to reality with one sharp shot in the butt. No more King and Queen’s night, but I suppose the fact I’m still in Ireland should be good enough.
Ben has spent the most of the trip talking about wanting to be near water, and here we are most certainly near water. We can look out the window and see the water, and when we were cleaned up and ready we took a long walk down by the water. Of course we weren’t on the beach but even in 10C weather Ben was a slight bit off of his rocker to think he was going to be running barefoot in the sand. Even if for the first time during our trip we were looking up at blue skies and sunshine. (Well, at least they were far bluer than they’ve been with only part clouds. We have to count our blessings when we get them.) We walked all the way down till we were (what I like to think is) half way back into Dublin and then found a small pizzeria to grab some dinner at. Wanting to keep it cheap we bought a pizza, some garlic bread and some pop and walked all the way back to the hotel where I constantly reminded Ben my legs were not meant for this kind of walking. Of course it became a little joke between the two of us and I realized just how out of shape I’ve let myself become.
That will have to be fixed when I get home, but until then I’ve got lots more funky foods to try and at least one more day in Ireland to tourist it up. Back at the hotel we went up to our room and laughed amongst ourselves while I called Ben a nick name I’ve been fondly calling him ever since I saw Alice in Wonderland (the Johnny Depp one).
Now I apologize to the few who have heard this story, but for those that know Ben he can at times say the most random things in the world. In the movie Alice in Wonderland, Alice is often found with her head in the clouds. When dancing with Hamish she talks about how it would be great to fly or how she pictured all the men in dressed and the women in trousers. She is scolded and asked where her head is at. Now the nick name Alice is only used when Ben spouts off something random and it came about on a day after I had watched the movie and we had had a visitor at the door. The person at the door had been in town from Montreal selling a CD of him and his band which were playing at pub not to far from where Ben and I live.
After closing the door Ben had turned to me and said “I wonder if the guy at the door knows the guy who used to live here (some many years ago), who went to Montreal with his band because the guy at the door is in a band from Montreal.” For a moment I had sat there dumbfounded at the rather random comment, before turning and calling him Alice. Because obviously, the guy at the door who has a band in a city three times the size of Ottawa must in some way be connected to a guy he knew. It was like pulling pieces of information from thin air and trying to weave them together into some sort of net that connects all living things. It’s a small world, but I don’t think it’s necessarily that small. In reference to a math problem, it’s like arriving at the conclusion of the problem (a conclusion which could very well be right) without ever showing your work and leaving the other person baffled as to how you got there.
The nick name has stuck ever since and Ben has been called Alice or even I have been called Alice whenever out of nowhere we might spout off something completely random leaving the other person in their own little daze of “wtf”.
A few times on this trip he has left me in this state of mind as his brain has already jumped ahead three pages while I’m still back on page one and he is asking me the answer to the end of the story. It’s always a good laugh between the two of us and I find it incredibly adorable when he does it, but as I read this to him he just turns red and laughs at me.
Anyway, it is late, we have a lot of sightseeing to do tomorrow and we both should be heading to bed. There is only one more full day left in Ireland than, unfortunately, the plane shall take us back home to Ottawa. I miss you all, but I’ve been having the time of my life, and I’m going to be sorry to see it end.

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